Diner: You advertised that this restaurant is under the new management but I see the same manager is still here.
Waiter: Yes sir, but our owner married yesterday.
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| Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married.
Boyfriend: That's OK, but who will marry us?
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| Teacher to girl:Why are you late?
Girl: One boy was following me sir.
Teacher: So what?
Girl : The boy was walking very slow sir!
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| Santa: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
Banta: Who ?
Santa: I don't know how she got my number. She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "Please recharge your card."
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| Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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| Santa was attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Santa: If you give me the address I will go there sir.
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| Santa: What is the difference between `complete and finish`?
Banta: When you marry the right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished!
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| One day Santa's girlfriend asks him, "darling, on our engagement will you give me a ring?"
Santa:Ya sure, Give me your telephone number.
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| Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell me what is the opposite of Naag Panchami? Banta: So simple Naag do not punch me.
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| Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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